The breaking of Innocence

Human Logic

I've recently begun pondering a strange piece of what seems to be purely female logic. Or, perhaps to put it more aptly, female unlogic. That is the phenomena that the combination of chocolate, sugar, and colours-that-should-only-be-mentioned -in-pot-of-gold-rainbow-songs, aid the human immune system in the recovery process. In other words, just WHY is it that sitting in bed, sick, for the last week, I have held the belief that consuming vast amounts of sugary goodness would make me get better quicker?

I am now discovering that, in fact, sugar + bed + no exercise = weight gain. huh! Who would have thought?

Some may say lesson learnt. I, on the other hand, am off to find that block of Lindt chocolate I failed to finish last night...bring on the love handles!